D.O.D.O.L

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Gw termaksud rookie soal pacar-pacaran. Tapi gw paling ga bisa nahan ketawa ngeliat gaya pacaran anak jaman sekarang.

GYLST.Gw Yakin Lo Semua Tau, anak SD aja sekarang uda pacaran. Terang aja jaman mereka ga ada cikita medi ato messy.

Adanya penyanyi ato aktor artis cilik yang kebelet gaul. Kebelet pengen punya pacar.
Sampe buat 2 video klip lagunya sama. Kebelet pengen punya pacar.
Jaman gw dulu mah adanya kebelet pipis.

Kalo dulu lirik lagunya,  tidak pake sambel, tidak pake saos, diobok-obok airnya di obok-obok.
kalo sekarang, facebookmu apa nomormu berapa?
Mau sekalian ID Path, Instagram ato Line??


Gaul abisss..


Ngemeng-ngemeng soal anak dibawah umur pacaran , gw ketemu acc twitter 2 anak smp yang pacaran.

Gw liat yang cewek kelas 1 smp. Yang cowok 2 smp, kayaknya. *sotoy parah ya gw hahahha*


Tweet mereka kira-kira seperti ini.


Cowok : Aduh ini kakak sakit, tadi mandi ujan, kayaknya kakak besok sakit
Cewek :oh iya ya kak? aku juga mandi ujan, kemaren tapi.

DoH !


Cowok : adek sudah solat belom?
Cewek : udah kak, kalo belom solat kena marah mama
Cowok : oh, bagus dong, padahal lebih bagus kalo kena marah
Cewek: aku sudah capek sering kena marah mama gara-gara adek. Cukup sudah kak!


DoH !


DoH! moment banget dah.

Ayo dong anak smp, anak sd, sekolah bener-bener dulu dah.
Kunya pelan-pelan tu bangku sekolahan.

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